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Friday, 19 December 2008

  • Ick

    It's been a long couple of weeks. I got this cold thing the Thursday before finals, and it's still here. Now I'm at the point where I can only get squeaks out when I try to talk. It was worse when I was finishing up my paper on Wednesday, though, because then I couldn't talk at all. I can hardly remember what I wrote in that paper. All I remember is a particularly heinous final paragraph.

    I had to go to the doctor's office yesterday, where the doctor decided to test me for mono (a girl on my hall apparently has it and has had it for a long time). Anyways, the tests she wanted to run required blood samples, so I went over to the lab to get blood taken. I've had blood drawn before, so it wasn't big deal.

    **In case Jess reads this -- the next few paragraphs involve needles and stuff, so you can skip it if you'd like. Nothing graphic or anything, but I thought I'd give you a heads-up**

    The lady who works at the lab isn't the most experienced (she couldn't even find a vein on Becca when she came in for tests, and her veins are almost as blatantly visible as mine). Anyways, she begins to take the blood, and I start to feel lightheaded and sick to my stomach. I can't talk to tell her to stop, mind you, so I have to make worried hand and facial gestures to my mother on the other side of the room. The lady doesn't seem to notice, so my mom had to say, "Um, I think she's going to pass out."

    She kind of looks up at her and says,"Oh...should I stop taking the blood?"

    "...Yes."

    So she takes the needle out and sits there, and my mom comes over and asks if she has a bed I could lie on. The lady says no. Oh, then can she lay me on the floor? No, not on the floor. The woman finally remembers she has a rolling recliner chair in the back and goes to get it, leaving my mom propping me up against a wall with her arm because I've completely fainted by now.

    Around this time my mom has decided that the nurse is completely incompetent and starts barking orders (I had pretty bad ringing in my ears, but I could still hear what was going on). After 24 years of being a mother, my mom kinda becomes a cool-headed bamf when one of us gets really sick. She knows what works with us, and she has little patience waiting for the girl in the scrubs to figure out what she should do. (Usually I would side with the person with the medical education, but this girl had to look up how to perform the test she was doing and didn't know the signs off a person passing out. That, and my mom went to the med school of hard knocks -- we kids have had a lot of illnesses over the years, and I am definitely not the first of her kids to faint on her.)

    My mom asked for a cool rag or paper towel for my face, somewhere to lay me down, a basin in case I threw up, and some juice to raise my blood sugar levels (she knew I'm not one to faint at the sight of blood, so she assumed I hadn't had much to eat or drink -- which was right). It was so funny, because after everything was done and we were in the car my mom criticized everything down to the quality of this woman's paper towels ("too thin -- like wet notebook paper").

    Anyway, the woman had no vomit basin available (isn't that supposed to be standard equipment?), so she ended up giving my mother a bucket they keep in the fridge to hold biomedical materials. It was cold, so my mom ended up putting it next to my face to make me feel better. The first thing I saw when I opened my eyes was a bucket on my forehead.

    They had, like, five women come in and out to bring me sugary stuff (all the lab woman had in the office was orange juice, and my mom and the pediatrics ladies said it was too acidic). After I had gotten a bit better the woman took the rest of the blood that she needed and we left and ate at Wendy's. The end.

    I'm sad I couldn't come to the Field with everyone yesterday. How did that go? Someone should write a lengthly xanga entry about it : ) Hopefully we can all find a time when Jess and Nicole aren't working and everyone is free so we can all hang out together.

    Oh, and I don't have mono, in case anyone was wondering.

Monday, 15 December 2008

  • Jessica and her Novacaine-Altered Entry

    I told Jess that I would write about our conversation in case she didn't remember it tomorrow.

    So, as you all may have gathered by looking at Jess's recent entry entitled "mj" ("mj" has no relevance to the entry whatsoever; Jess didn't write the title until after writing the entry itself and decided that she'd put "mj" -- like Peter Parker's girlfriend MJ -- as the title just because) Jess had to intake a foreign medical substance at the dentist today. Apparently, novacaine has the same influence over Jess that caffeine and lots of sugar do.

    I was worried after reading Jess's drug induced entry, so I decided to call her. I didn't talk to her for the first 10 seconds, since all I heard was Jessica talking Chinese in her lilting, I'm-higher-than-a-kite voice to her mother and sister. When she finally realized having the phone ring and then picking up the phone generally means that there is a person on the other side of the line waiting to talk to you, she started talking about how she wasn't high at all and then did that slow, laughing repetition of "no no no no no I'm not high, I'm just tired no no no hahahahaha...what?" After we got past that, Jess started preparing food and our talk went something like this:

    Jess: I'm handling sharp objects...haha, I don't usually get to handle sharp objects...haha

    Me: Jess, put the knife down. Do not handle sharp objects.

    Jess: Oh no, I'm fine...ahahaha...

    Me: Jess, I can hear Lilly in the background. Tell her to handle the sharp objects.

    Jess: No, they're watching Chronicles of Narnia and she's drooling over Peter...

    Me: 'They're'? Jess, is your mom there? I trust her even more than Lilly, tell her to take away the sharp objects. Tell your mom to take away the sharp objects.

    Jess: No, I put it down...hahaha...woooooo...what?

    Eventually we hung up, but not before Jessica said goodbye to me using every nickname I have ever had.

    So, in conclusion, we know to keep Jessica in a safe place whenever she has to get drugged up at the dentist, because things could get interesting. What shocks me is that she served people pretzels for hours like this. Maybe she can turn the loopy on and off. Or maybe people just think that the pretzel girl was keeping her happy stash in the back room with the almond crunch, I don't know.

    Oh, Jess and your strange sensitivities to foreign substances. Will you never cease to make us feel slightly uneasy about your safety?

    For reals, though, Jess, hope you feel better. I don't know whether you feel particularly uncomfortable during these episodes or if you're just having a lot of fun in the loopiness of it all, but I hope you feel better regardless.

Tuesday, 25 November 2008

  • Okay...

    So my roommate going to try to live at home next semester.

    I got a phone call from Megan the Roommate this morning, and she asked me if I could look up the phone number of the Dean of Students Office for her. She explained that since she was going to be spending so much time at home (she only has class Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday) it's kinda a waste to spend money on room and board. Therefore, her mom is going to see if they'll make an exception to the "You must live 30 miles or less away from campus" rule so she doesn't have to waste money (especially considering they are paying for a wedding, a reception, and a new car in the next few months).

    So now I'm wondering...what would happen to my rooming situation if my roommate didn't live on campus next year? Would they just give me a new one? How many freshmen are there that are transferring in the second semester of their first year? What happens to the roommates of students who don't come back to school second semester? Are they just set adrift in  the roommate pool? Do they live alone? If I live alone, what the hell am I gonna do with an extra desk, dresser, and cot? Do I just turn her bed into a daybed or sofa or some weird crap? Sell it on Ebay? Just pile all the extra furniture together in a corner and call it an abstract sculpture?

    Oh, Jesus, I'm gonna have to buy a new TV.

Wednesday, 05 November 2008

Tuesday, 28 October 2008

  • OUWDHOUWSX!!!

    ZOMG.

    THE QUOTE BOARD!!!!! IT LIVES!!!!!!!!!!

    OMGOMGYAYAYAYAYAYOMGYAY.

    Get excited, people. Get excited.

    Oh, and I approve of the addition of Vlogbrothers to the quotes. But we probably don't need so many quotes by me -- they kinda pale in comparison.

    We need to get together for Field Days during breaks so that we can get some Nicole and Ashley quotes up in here.

    **EDIT**

    God, I love rainbows.

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